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Odd... I thought I replied to this thread yesterday... Looks like I may have forgotten to hit the post key... Ooops!
Your looking forward to our Gym shoot out? I best warn you I am at my peak... I mean, I won't get any faster or stronger than I am right now.
So waiting another 6 weeks, will mean, you will be better than me I am afraid. hahaha. You failed to mention - climb the 30 steps to the reception... After that I won't be able to manage the gym shoot out. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Zimmer frame motorised: Check.... Nurse and oxygen: Check.
I like the idea of kicking back and watching the others though... Me watching the big guys and you watching the nice ladies. Then shower and home... Only, after a shower, we have to tackle those stairs again... Pif!!! I'm puffed out just thinking about it.
Ar, I offered you to do my ironing so I could get the ironing done... No, really, I need it done. Hahaha
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Hey I we're a draw... Knew we do it. Now aren't we champions?
Tell me the truth... "You can't handle the Ironing!" Hahaha
Stairs up is tiring, but what about vertigo on the way down... You'll have to pick me up off the floor once I arrive. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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You didn't want to hurt my ego.... Ha! What ego??? I lost that years ago. All I have left is a little heart and a big head... Hahaha.
In reference to beating an egg... I tried it once, an overrated experience to my mind.
Glad to know you are a gentleman. I'd hate to think you would leave me slumped on the floor or kick me while I was down. Phew!
Alright, no irioning then... What about vacuuming...? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ah, hate to disappoint you... Super Woman - I'm not. (I wish...) Would make life a lot easier though, if I were. [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url]
Bottoms up... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />
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Upload a photo... I may make you ill. Hahaha. I will shortly... Let me find one that's appropriate. One that doesn't show my 2nd head, 3 eyes 4 noses and 25 and a half toes. Hahaha.
Ha! Don't you just love the younger generation. Hubby and I were once danced off the floor by a hand full of young girls at a club once, because we had no business being on the dance floor.
Excuse me!!! How daer they toss an ex-ballroom dancer off the floor. I don't even think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
One my kid's friends got up and offered people seats in the train. I thought was sweet. Actually he didn't even know I was on the train, until he turned to offer me a seat. I said no, as I needed to get off at the next stop, but there are a few good kids left. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ok you vacuum... Do you mind if I pour a glass of wine instead of beer? I love my sweet reds. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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Hahaha... I wish I looked like M Monroe... Hahaha. Wouldn't mind a body like that or her gorgeous face... Um not her hair thought, never really wanted to be a blonde. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
You don;t like sweet red... Oh no... You know this means war. You know I may have to remove you from my Will. Hee hee.
Darn it... You didn't tell me you were a bogan... You are definitely out of the will now... Golly, so who will I give my wilted old bookshelf too?
Duckie is the lucky one, I hear the don't change their clocks... Am I wrong?
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Julia Gillard! I don't think so. Give me Nicole K any day. Hahaha.
Ok you faking the taste of red wine, has scored you the book case. Would you like the books to go with that? That's gunna cost ya another glass of red!
A joke, just for me... Oh, you should have. No really, I mean you really shouldn't have... Now I've got the urge to go and find the darn thing. Doh!
Ha ha Your Italian cracks me up. I don't think that is the correct spelling. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ah Peter... One does not need to get up and 3 to do the clocks... Um, I do it any time. Oh my! Is that wrong. Do I have to get the strap now.. hahaha. Hey, remember the strap in school days. The kids these days are so lucky that doesn't exist anymore. If the teachers hit them now, the kids just sue them... hahaha
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Hey! I happen to like Nicole K. Skinny or no skinny... I still like her.
You faked another glass of sweet red, darn it... The books are yours. Hope you like picture story books. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Love the Italian... Keep up the good work.
Odd about your sister in law never changing the clocks. Doesn't she mess up the time... Appointments and so on?
I have to admit, I never got the strap... "Me being Miss Goodie Two Shoes" and all. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />
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Ah, young Peter,
So you don't like the skinny chicks... Odd for an average fellow. Most of them go crazy over the skinny chicks. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Pig.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ig:' />
I'm sorry about the books... I'll toss in a few old shakespeare books I picked up from a garage sale... But that's it!
I am not good with taping on the new DVD's and so on. But the old VHS was perfect. Hated that it changed... Grrrrrr!
No I never got the strap, but I do remember the occasional ruler over the hand and whack across the head every now and then. That explains my brain damage. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> Not sure why they never gave the girls the strap.
What's happening you ask? Not much, you missed a great Festival yesterday. It was the Glenroy Festival, where my young lad sang and won second prize. We were very happy about that. Not to mention your's truly strutting her stuff on the dance floor with a belly dancer. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Wahoooooo <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' />
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No my dear sir I didn't bare my belly... If I did, I would probably make a few people ill... Hahaha. It was one of these on the spur of the moment things. She pulled my hand up and I just copied what she did. Of course I wasn't as good as she was. She was stunning and a looker as well. Then again she would have been at least 20 years younger than me. (And 2 children less.)
My son san Wonderwall, by Oasis. He did really good I think. He even tossed in a little entertainment towards the end. Something from which we didn't know he was going to do. But it worked. The girls love it so hey, who are we to complain.
I love the show Are you being Served... "Mr Granger, are you free?" Hahaha
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Well... If I showed a bit of belly, I may have bowled somebody over with it... Hahaha... Hey, come to think of it, that ain't so funny!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' />
The young lady did show belly... And no, she didn't have a belly. But I couldn't help but notice the eyes of most of the men in the audience. It almost looked as though they were about to fall out of their heads... hahaha
Truth be known... I didn't know the song Wonderwall, until my son sang it. I guess I am in your boat in that area. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Mr Grace, was he the younger fellow with black hair? I have forgotten the characters, haven't seen the show in years. I do believe it's back on TV at the moment. But I don't watch the box anymore. I really don't like it.
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Bring... Bring..... Hello is Mr P home at present... hahaha...
Ok yes I knew the belly dancer would be there as she is there every year. You should have seen my young nephews (and son) there eyes were popping out of their heads... No blinking when she was dancing. hahaha.
Also the event is a public event... I shouldn't have to invite you. You should have just showed up. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
So you like the nurses ha? I bet. I think I might become a nurse when you are older and come and nurse you. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> That should put you off nurses for life. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' />
Ok... Bottoms up... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />
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Um, according to my son, they still do roll call at school. I do remember, we would say yes to everyones name, if they weren't there, we would say yes anyway. So naughty!
Oh my... A belly dancer older than 70 and can do all the moves... Now this I have to see. That would be a sight. I wanted to do belly dancing years ago... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dance.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dance:' /> But hubby didn't want me to. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry2:' />
Something about him not wanting me to flash my body all over the place... Do you know what I say to that now? Too bad you missed out on a floor show! So there!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' />
If I came to nurse you... I wouldn't raise your pulse, I would raise your blood pressure.. ha ha
Oh I would love a coffee, but I am being a naughty girl and drinking a glass of red. Well it has been a few weeks now. I couldn't have any due to taking medication. So now am making up for it. Cheers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />
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HI again Peter, You know if I did do a belly dance to cheer up all the patients, young and old... I think it would lift some spirts. Or blood pressures.... Spirits; blood pressures. What's the difference? ![[Image: Money%20Eyes.gif]](http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/default/Money%20Eyes.gif)
Oh and it was hubby who missed the floor show. He was adament for me not to do it, years ago, so I didn't and due to that, he never got a floorshow. So there! That'll learn him... To whinge about flashing bodies all over the place. ![[Image: dry.gif]](http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
Oh and I might just have that coffee now thanks... I did end up having too much wine last night and this morning the head felt like it was getting pounding.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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Ok Peter... "You're goin' the right way... For a smack bottom." Now that line was from the movie Shrek. Shrek says it to Donkey, when he starts whistling in the stage coach. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ok so you won't whinge... When all sorts of things start wiggling around during my belly dance. Ok... Watch... Here it is... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> da-da! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Hug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Hug:' /> How's that?
Yes it certainly is self inflicted by drinking too much. But I am a good girl today. So coffee number 5. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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I love the Shrek movies. I take well to Donkey, he reminds me of me. A chatterbox and silly. Hee hee. But in this case you are Donkey... But I promise not to be too hard on you. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' /> And yes, Donkey was in the stage coach. At the back, but in, just the same.
"More coffee? Or have you had enough? Errr Coffee I mean!" I think you really need a smack bottom now!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' />
"Anyway that's (<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacky.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacky:' /> ) a nice enough dance. I forgot to duck and if you want the tassle back you'll have to buy me a nice red wine!" Ok... Here... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' /> . Now may I have my tussels... Please. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Love.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' />
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No secret which party girl I am... I'm the red chick with the balloon. I love wearing red. It's my favourite colour. It sort of goes well with my black fuzzy hair.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' /> And I was always a balloon fan. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Hey... Just for the records I did not highjack this post... Well, I didn't make you do it... I am not responsible for your reactions. So there! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!!! And would you let that happen to me... I mean lose my reputation points, which were so graciously awarded to poor, little 'ol me? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Bowie's, Major Tom? [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Yes sir, I loved that song. He had his engines on... And I believe they told his wife he loved vert much... But she already new. Hee hee. Actually I am a Bowie fan. I know he's a little odd. But he can really pull off a great song. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Hug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Hug:' />
Why do I have to pay for my own tassels? They must be mine, I mean what would a man want with tassels anyway? No, no cheque for you... And if I must pay for coffee, it will only be one. Not a whole weeks worth... What do I look - rich to you?!
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You'll knock me out of the way for reputation points... You know sir, you shouldn't mess with little Italians... They may look small and fraill, but just look out Mr. Ok, ok, so I am not tough, but I can talk the living daylights out of you. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' />
Tassels are a ladies things... What would a fellow like you want with my tassels anyway? So hand them back. Now!!! Ok now that's pushy enough. Let me use my real voice. May I please have my tassels back and I'll buy you 2 coffees? OH and by the way... Am not rich. I am just taking a break between writing my first novel... (Flop!) to my second novel... (Probably another flop!)
So if you would like to make any donations to my foundation, just send it to Tassels.I'mnotrichbutwouldliketobe.com and make attention to The Tassel lady... The one who couldn't afford sticky tape.
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Sir J.
Why have you only handed over one tassle? What about the other one? Ok you've asked for it... I am going to have to nag to death... Ready
If you think you are going to get away with taking my tassls, then you have another thing coming. I bought those tassles, with my very own savings of $1.40 each. Now if you don't hand them back immediately I am going to have to write a whole novel about it... Nagging that is... A whole novel nagging. Nag, nag, nag... Oh forget it. This nagging stuff is too difficult, keep the tassle. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ras.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />
Ok, so what can I say, but thanks for the good luck charm, for my book. With your confidence and my 2 years of hard work (plus 40 odd years in the making) I do believe my book will be a success. Or at least published and sent to some "out of way" library, in rural Victoria. Ah well. Never mind, I will still send you a signed copy. (Promise <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' /> )
Oh and don't worry about the sticky tape. I'll stitch it too me... Ouch!!!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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Ok young Peter, you win... No more nagging and I will settle for one tassle... But only because I like you and your wife for nagging you... Hahaha
A stitch in time does save nine... I think that's the quote... Yes???
You should be honoured about the signed copy. I won't give it to everyone. Just the virtual friends I like...<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />
Um, I have a question. What is the "Snow white" thread supposed to be about anyway?
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Hey Mr J, do not under esitmate me... You don't live on the other side of the world you know. I don't mind giving you a real signed copy... That is if it ever takes off... Hee hee.
Oh so this thread is another jokes thread. Darn it, now I have to think up jokes... Am not good at that. Let me think <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />
Hey Peter do you ever <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishing.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishing:' /> ?
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