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#1 mello yello

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 09:20 PM

"Man" burns down house trying to kill spider

http://www.9news.com...-to-kill-spider

 

 

remind you of anyone ? LoL

 

 

A US man has burned down his home in a botched attempt at killing a spider.

 

Rather than try to kill the arachnid with a shoe or some rolled up newspaper, the unnamed man decided to create a makeshift flamethrower with a cigarette lighter and a can of spray paint, KOMO News reports.

The homemade weapon quickly set the laundry of the Seattle home ablaze, and the man was forced to flee the house after failing to douse the flames himself.

"I don't want to encourage people to do this, but that's what he did," fire official Kyle Moore said.

 

Firefighters were unable to douse the flames up close after being told there was a spider in the house.

 

 

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i made the last line up myself

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:03 PM

And the spider?
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:07 PM

I believe spider is fine!! hahaha


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 11:17 AM

Ah the real Mello Yello is back!
In true revolutionary form!
Protecting the Universe!
Yikes that's a big job!
Do you need any help?
If yes, email Glen!
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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:30 PM

Hi Peter, Yes mello is up and running again under his old account. :)


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:34 PM

yes it has got busy again in here. DTV people have a gift for talking A LOT! :P


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:54 PM

Funny hand brake joke! :)


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 02:53 PM

Glen.
Maybe it was not a joke!
A few years ago my wife chased a car rolling down the street, no hand brake!
She stopped it (dunno how) before a busy intersection.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 02:56 PM

Glen.
Just got new Chinese neighbours!
Tempory neighbours.
Really quiet people.
We helped them settle as we are good neighbours!
They went out and bought us a present!!!
I love the Chinese in Australia!!
Even if they are too loud in McDs! (Er maybe.)
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 11:43 PM

Funny photo. Next range of Vic speed cameras might just post a negative comment on your facebook page.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:05 AM

... and maybe a postive comment if you reverse past them :rundog:


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:37 AM


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:14 AM

She's definitely a politician, the verbal diarrhea confirms it.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 11:25 AM

Bronywn Bishop's I reckon. All the Bishop's are known for their zig zag maneuovers.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:10 PM

Senator Jacqui Lambie describes her ideal man as 'well-hung' in radio interview

Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has described her perfect man as being well-off and "well-hung" during a radio interview. While a guest on Hobart's Heart 107.3, the outspoken senator said she had not been in a relationship for 11 years because of physical and mental stress.

"That why I am not so worried about my waxing," she offered. When asked about removing hair from her legs, bikini line and underarms, Senator Lambie revealed all.

"Right now the state I'm in, I can tell you what, you'd want to bring out that whipper snipper first."

Hosts Kim Napier and Dave Noonan, offering to act as match-makers, asked Lambie what attributes she was looking for in a partner.

"They must have heaps of cash and they've got to have a package between their legs, let's be honest," replied Senator Lambie.

"And I don't need them to speak."

When a 22-year-old man named Jamie called as a prospective date, Lambie was prompted to see if he met her requirements.

He assured her he had plenty of money, having inherited a "small fortune".

"Are you well-hung?" asked Lambie.

"Hung like a donkey," Jamie answered.

"Oh is that right! I've got a 24-year-old son who reckons he is too. (He) says that as well."

While Lambie agreed to go on a breakfast date with Jamie, her comments have sparked a reaction on social media, much of it negative.

http://www.abc.net.a...n-radio/5615164

Negative? I thought that was hilarious :laugh:


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:09 PM

Hmmmm, most unedifying! Methinks!
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:14 PM

I agree! Nefarious editing and changing of the headline by the ABC should be a sackable offense!

"Senator Jacqui Lambie apologises for describing her ideal man as 'well-hung' in radio interview" :o


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:08 PM

Hi PZ.
Not sure what you mean.
I'm no fan of the ABC, but I imagine they can make their own headlines for various topics.
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:01 AM

Hi Mello Y!
I should inform you that the "revolution" failed and we are now all back in town behind our nice white picket fences and having kids!
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:24 PM

Hi Mello Y.
All too true!
I love Sarah Palin, I want to train my binoculars on her beach body!
So I implore, which beach are we talking about?
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