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I would head to the nearest travel agent and ask for "one with the lot" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if it was only $5 to fly to Darwin?

I'd check out how much it was to return from Darwin.



What would you do if you ran out of sugar?

I would use Splenda....Tastes like sugar cause its made from sugar!!!!



What would you do if there was a huge earthquake and then you found a massive pile of sugar in your backyard, apparently through some volcanic sugar eruption event <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

sugar rush <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

could make organic toffees and marshmellows and make a fortune <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



what would you do if you bought some organic toffees and found ants preserved in them? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

I would spare a thought for the little lives lost.



What would you do if you couldn't leave the house for 2 weeks?

I would go crazy!!!



What would you do if you really didn't like winter but had no practical way of stopping winter from occurring?

I would be me.



What would you do if Winter was cancelled?

strip off the thermals and don the bikini <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and what would you do if you saw a duck in a bikini out shopping but needing help with all her parcels? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

I would help her with her parcels and ask where she was planning on swimming. I figure that a duck would know a pretty good spot.



What would you do if I sang out of tune?

be polite and not say a word <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



what would you do if you knew you couldn't sing in tune but were offered a recording contract? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

I'd go with the classic "Money first!" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



What would you do if someone offered you [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl_VQuKRTc"]money for nothing?[/url] <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/im Not Worthy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

I suppose I would have to ask "what's in it for you?" depending on the person.



What would you do if you wanted to come up with something witty, but just couldn't?

Pretend to fall down - that usually gets people laughing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' /> - even if it's not funny <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />





What would you do if someone pretended to fall down in front of you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

I would laugh!



What would you do if the milk man tried to seduce you?

I would resist!!!



What would you do if you became an uncle for the first time?

google ' how to avoid getting roped into nappy changing duty ' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and congrats <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you couldn't get out of nappy changing duty? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />

I would buy a self help book like, how to change nappies in 24 hours or something like that <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were heading to china in just 5 days time and were not going to be back for 1 month? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

make sure i had computer access at all times <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

oh, and bring back pressies for your friends <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you forgot why you were going to china? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />

I would look up my lonely planet guide to remind me why i was in China.

I am sure it would give me an explanation! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you wanted to learn mandarin in 24 hours? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

buy a kilo from woolies and start practicing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if after learning mandarin, you couldn't ever eat another one? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />