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#4
Posted 14 October 2009 - 06:46 PM
Hello Glen.
I believe 2525 and Iblis are complaining that there is no action at the moment!
How about if I swear or tell a bad joke?
Here's one:
Three dwarfs were invited to a Victorian race meeting a day or so ago!
The auditioned and got jobs as jockeys.
All they had to do was ride whitefella horses for a few metres!
No sweat they said.
Along came the never smiling Hulls and said no way Jose.
You see I just declared Victoria to be a no more laughs state!
Who the &&&& invited Hulls anyway?
I believe 2525 and Iblis are complaining that there is no action at the moment!
How about if I swear or tell a bad joke?
Here's one:
Three dwarfs were invited to a Victorian race meeting a day or so ago!
The auditioned and got jobs as jockeys.
All they had to do was ride whitefella horses for a few metres!
No sweat they said.
Along came the never smiling Hulls and said no way Jose.
You see I just declared Victoria to be a no more laughs state!
Who the &&&& invited Hulls anyway?
#5
Posted 15 October 2009 - 11:39 AM
i don't get it!!!!! i am slow today i guess. but thanks peter for trying to tell a joke! much appreciated!
oh hang on...is that rob hulls? i did not watch the news though i did see briefly some ad with dwarfs riding on people's backs. and they said it was all in good fun etc.
cheers, glen
oh hang on...is that rob hulls? i did not watch the news though i did see briefly some ad with dwarfs riding on people's backs. and they said it was all in good fun etc.
cheers, glen
#6
Posted 15 October 2009 - 11:44 AM
It's an extension of the kerfuffle over the Jackson Five skit done on the Hey Hey It's Saturday reunion not being PC (Politically Correct), Glen.
Now the PC police have been out in force and the latest violation came at the Victorian races when dwarves jockeyed white males.
Now the PC police have been out in force and the latest violation came at the Victorian races when dwarves jockeyed white males.
#8
Posted 15 October 2009 - 12:39 PM
PeterJMelb, on Oct 15 2009, 02:05 PM, said:
Is it dwarves or dwarfs? Eh?
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog...ves/000293.html
There are more Dwarfs than there are Dwarves according to Google.
#12
Posted 15 October 2009 - 03:46 PM
PeterJMelb, on Oct 15 2009, 05:43 PM, said:
Hello Iblis.
OK I had forgotten about that!
When he returns the Seven Dwarfs will still be screening somewhere in the world.
Who knows maybe they are programmed to start the defrosting procedure!
OK I had forgotten about that!
When he returns the Seven Dwarfs will still be screening somewhere in the world.
Who knows maybe they are programmed to start the defrosting procedure!
Who knows... Personally, I've always been suspicious of those Disney on Ice escapades.
#14
Posted 15 October 2009 - 04:07 PM
PeterJMelb, on Oct 15 2009, 05:56 PM, said:
Ah do you think there are several bodies buried in the ice?
Well you must know that people have popped out of various ice flows.
The problem was they were all still dead!
So what chance does Walt D have?
Well you must know that people have popped out of various ice flows.
The problem was they were all still dead!
So what chance does Walt D have?
The cryogenically frozen hope to be thawed at a time that technology can somehow magically revive the corpse (and cure any ailments); although, I suppose our current technology would appear magical to the minds of generations past. Who knows‼?
#16
Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:22 AM
So there is life out there! The "So do I"-response was adequate. It's been nagging me. Also thanks for the joke, but I miss some swearing. : D Anyway, you'r right. I was missing action. And the topics did not kick in.
Anyone who's read Roberto Bolaņo among you? I've just started reading his Savage detectives in norwegian. Should be read in spanish, I know, but maybe at 2666 I should give it a try. I'm not that good.
It's a rainy day, rainy day girl. (Faust)
Keep swearing. Love you all!!
Me
Anyone who's read Roberto Bolaņo among you? I've just started reading his Savage detectives in norwegian. Should be read in spanish, I know, but maybe at 2666 I should give it a try. I'm not that good.
It's a rainy day, rainy day girl. (Faust)
Keep swearing. Love you all!!
Me
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