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#1 User is online   PeterJMelb 

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:09 PM

Hello All.
Does anyone remember that great Melbourne saying by Graeme Kennedy?
Just a joke Joyce!
:rolleyes:
Anyway here is just a joke, so don't call the fun police thankyou.
:laugh:
While waiting to finalise their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.
True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second "We have integrated so well...yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules"
The second man replies "F**k off, towelhead"
:rolleyes:
OK here's one to keep the Sydneysiders happy!
:Chicken:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?
They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin.
:ph34r:
Best wishes. Peter.
And a big CIAO for Svet! :)
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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:55 PM

nice work... extra giggle on the Jesus joke.
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