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[scrooge2]

fridge is in the garage

Hubby ignores me most times

how is it the males of the species have adapted to a nod or comment in exactly the right place

is it when we stop for air?

survival instinct?

self preservation?

yet ask you what we're talking about and you have no clue?

[scrooge2]

nope, that don't help <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and you really should pay attention

sometimes the ' can i have ' and creditcard make it into the same sentence

bad move when you're having a beer and trying to watch the cricket not 3 feet away from your wife who's sitting at the computer and talking to you while you so desperately try to tune her out <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

this is the play room

kids had consoles and comp here

big enough room

tv's behind me to the left

i turn the chair and i can watch tv and the comp

how convenient is that? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and just a few steps to the right is the kitchen for snacks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

which reminds me, coffee <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[scrooge2]

some flies

it's the mosquitoes i hate

[scrooge2]

yep <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



and going to be another scortcher here today

humidity gets any higher and we'll all be swimming

[scrooge2]

south you say?

so many people in such an itty bitty state

and Bligh has got to be better than Abbot?

[scrooge2]

claim to fame huh?



i could probably do better <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[scrooge2]

first on the adgena would be to stop southerners from crossing the border <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



in or out <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

then i'd seriously look at the mining sector

and put stuff into place so that we wouldn't keep selling our real estate off shore <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

and the 2 big supermarkets have got to stop their price war

yeah, cheaper groceries till the farmers go broke and sell to an off shore buyer

[scrooge2]

now how to stop the greedy power gods



sorry in advance glen <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



they bloody plan on bringing in tariffed power next year

think ' smart meters ' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



going to be a lot of trying to reach behind cabinettes and such to turn things off at the wall, and the power nazi will resurface, with an apprentice

[scrooge2]

[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1329280817' post='36978']

Well get the apprentice to crawl behind cabinets to switch switches!

[/quote]

are you kidding <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

i'm the apprentice power nazi <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and no they're not compulsory yet

hard to see the point in having got the solar now <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[scrooge2]

no i'm not slim enough, neither are my arms long enough <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

and both solars, still paying off the power < <



i just don't get how things can just keep going up <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

oi <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

work out? my a*se <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



and choccy bars were on special <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

o was icecream <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





and i'm proud of my weight, considering my age <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

and upper body strength as you need to drag your a*se out of bed when it don't wanna <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

or just roll over and go back to sleep and nearly lose some digits <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

nom nom nom, ow ow ow



my, what big teeth you have mss kitty <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[scrooge2]

oh lol, i remember that show <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



and the new one, 2 broke girls, seen the comercial and thought of Laverne and Shirley, loved that show <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

so many classic

and now all we seem to get are crime shows and reality programs

i say kisd of today need more reruns like

Maxwell Smart

Addams Family

Laverne and Shirley

Alf

Happy Days

you get the idea

[scrooge2]

[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330127124' post='37079']





Did you know that the Fonz and Mrs. C had a thing going on?

[/quote]

say it isn't so <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

i believed them when they said they were just ' good friends ' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



and who could forget Pinky Tuscadero and her little sister Suzi Q Leather

[scrooge2]

Fonzys GF



the end

[glen]

Hey guys! Baby is now about 3-4 weeks away! Though could arrive at any time really <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Woo hoo!

[scrooge2]

woo hoo <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



now glen, better start paying attention to those digs in the ribs at night and not just rolling over in your sleep <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



and remember, forgive any foul language you may hear, chances are you'll even learn some new words <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />