21-07-2008, 11:01 PM
I found this file on the web with 5000 taglines that people used to use on internet public bulletin board. I got bored reading the whole list but here are some of the better ones:
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee
A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory
A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
A barking dog never bites - while he's barking
A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory
A battle avoided cannot be lost. - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.
A bore is man who deprives you of solitude without providing company
A brave person is a stupid person who got lucky
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.
A computer expert is someone who can make a mistake and not get mad at the computer.
A concrete example is very hard to carry around.
A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau
A good kick in the ass is a step forward
A hungry grizzly doesn't give a care about YOUR animal rights.
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee
A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory
A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
A barking dog never bites - while he's barking
A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory
A battle avoided cannot be lost. - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.
A bore is man who deprives you of solitude without providing company
A brave person is a stupid person who got lucky
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.
A computer expert is someone who can make a mistake and not get mad at the computer.
A concrete example is very hard to carry around.
A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau
A good kick in the ass is a step forward
A hungry grizzly doesn't give a care about YOUR animal rights.