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Funny Taglines
#1
I found this file on the web with 5000 taglines that people used to use on internet public bulletin board. I got bored reading the whole list but here are some of the better ones:





A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.



A Camel is a horse designed by a committee



A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory



A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness



A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.



A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining

and wants it back the minute it begins to rain



A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.



A barking dog never bites - while he's barking



A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory



A battle avoided cannot be lost. - Caine quoting Sun Tzu



A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.



A bad excuse is better than no excuse.



A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.



A bore is man who deprives you of solitude without providing company



A brave person is a stupid person who got lucky



A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.



A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.



A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.



A computer expert is someone who can make a mistake and not get mad at the computer.



A concrete example is very hard to carry around.



A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau



A good kick in the ass is a step forward



A hungry grizzly doesn't give a care about YOUR animal rights.
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#2
Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.



Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.



Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.



Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.



Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?



Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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#3
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.



Coffee isn't my cup of tea.



Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?



Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.



Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.



I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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