11-08-2009, 07:58 PM
[color="#8B0000"]Two blondes living in Perth were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is furthest away...Sydney or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Sydney ?????"
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[color="#0000FF"]A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes the mechanic tells her, it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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"Which do you think is furthest away...Sydney or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Sydney ?????"
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[color="#0000FF"]A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes the mechanic tells her, it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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