What Do You Call ......?

[Guest]

[color="#A0522D"]These are for our interstate readers and the last one is for Katie all the way over in Greece!



What do you call a man hanging on a wall?

Art.



What do you call an Irishman sitting on your porch?

Patty O'Furniture.



What do you call a Greek parachutist?

Con Descending.



Hey Katie that's just a joke![/color]

[glen]

hahaha. I like the con one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />