27-08-2009, 10:33 PM
[color="#008000"] Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
I like this one:
Bacon and eggs: Hens are involved, but pigs are committed.
For you computer buffs:
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
I like this one:
Bacon and eggs: Hens are involved, but pigs are committed.
For you computer buffs:
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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