And I Stole These As Well!

[Guest]

[color="#008000"] Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."



Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."



Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."



Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do Not Enter."



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"



"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."



I like this one:

Bacon and eggs: Hens are involved, but pigs are committed.



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[glen]

I don't get the bacon and eggs one! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[iblis.raeb]

[quote name='glen' post='19602' date='Aug 27 2009, 10:30 PM']I don't get the bacon and eggs one! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />[/quote]

Probably as in the hens do not have to stick around after having laid the eggs whereas the pigs sorta have to stick around... in my belly‼ (does not eat pork).

[glen]

I can be pretty slow! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Thanks for explaining it to me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />