God saw Adam sitting on a log looking a tad forlorn
"Whassup Bro?" he asked.
'I've been looking at all the animals you've made." Adam answered. "They all have mates. Even the porcupine is getting his jollies. I don't know how but he is. So why haven't I got one."
"Ah" said God "I've been working on that and I think I have the perfect mate for you. She is beautiful, kind, loving, intelligent.
She will look after you, cook, clean, sew and will cater to all your sexual fantasies."
"That soundds great." Adam exclaimed exitedly. "When can I have her?"
"Not so fast." God replied. "This one comes with a price tag."
"How much? Adam asked.
"She's quite expensive. I've put some of my best stuff into her." God answered. "This is going to cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a bit.
"That sounds a bit too rich for my blood. Don't you have something cheaper? What can I get for a rib?"