Doctor Job

[sandeep]

Santa went to doctor:"Doctor, I feel so sick that I want to die!"

Doctor: "Don't worry Santa! Just leave that job to me, I am trained for that

[glen]

I don't get it!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[iblis.raeb]

Me neither. We might have been lost in translation, glen.

[glen]

I like the pencil one!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[iblis.raeb]

I likes the running nose gag 'cause i had to read it twice.

[iblis.raeb]

The first two jokes were crackers, Peter, especially the Kylie joke. The last joke lost me completely.

[glen]

Nice work Peter! I think you just earned a place on TV!



Speaking of TV, there was a very funny political comedy on TV this evening on channel 31. It was called "The Inquiry".



I was laughing my head of and I don't do that very often when watching tv!



http://www.c31.org.au/show/our_shows/?sh...how_id=254

[Guest]

Everybody did great there.



I just smile.....not laugh at all.



Thanks for the jokes you made me ....smile..?

[Guest]

God saw Adam sitting on a log looking a tad forlorn

"Whassup Bro?" he asked.

'I've been looking at all the animals you've made." Adam answered. "They all have mates. Even the porcupine is getting his jollies. I don't know how but he is. So why haven't I got one."



"Ah" said God "I've been working on that and I think I have the perfect mate for you. She is beautiful, kind, loving, intelligent.

She will look after you, cook, clean, sew and will cater to all your sexual fantasies."



"That soundds great." Adam exclaimed exitedly. "When can I have her?"



"Not so fast." God replied. "This one comes with a price tag."



"How much? Adam asked.



"She's quite expensive. I've put some of my best stuff into her." God answered. "This is going to cost you an arm and a leg."



Adam thought for a bit.

"That sounds a bit too rich for my blood. Don't you have something cheaper? What can I get for a rib?"

[Guest]

Hi Peter

If you like hats, Try this one for size



Rusty

[Guest]

Hi Peter.

I was invited to play for the Dogs in the semi final last year. (maybe that's why they lost?)



What? You don't believe it?

Here's the proof.



Not bad for a geriatric old fart is it?

[Guest]

Hi Peter

I got involved with the Bulldogs when they invited me to play for them in the semi finals last year.

(No. Thaty's not why they lost)



What? You don't believe me?



Now you have wounded me to the quick.



Just for that. Here's the proof. (spoof?)

Not bad for a geriatric old fart is it?