Moo's Poetry Corner

[MaggieMoo]

Peter-eater.



Just Colleagues



By PeterJ and MaggieMoo



The doorbell rang. Wearing her fluffy pink slippers

she swings the door open excited to see Richard,

But alas her worst nightmare stood before her.

"Hello I'm Ann." Is Richard home?

Mary was speechless at the sight of this stunning 40 ish woman

Wearing an expensive corporate suit, her face clothed in an air of "boardroom control".

Passing Mary, she enters the house

Slowly sliding her soft pink fingers along benches,

then wiping traces of thick dust off her fingers on Marys tattered apron.

"So you are the little woman, no doubt!"

She states rudely whilst her eyes scoured the messy home.

Ann in her best uptown voice intones:

"This will never do. We just cannot entertain important clients here!"

Which she follows with: "Oh well you get out and leave it all to me. Go!"

"Get out, who are you?" Mary snapped, waving a wooden spoon in Ann's face

LIttle drops of butter flicking off the spoon and onto Ann's paperwork

"Now look what you've done, you useless woman!" Ann snapped

Momments later Richard returns from his outing to find the two women arguing

"Mary honey! So sorry I forgot to tell . . ."

"Tell me! Tell me what?" Mary retorted!

"Have you been sleeping with this corporate slu#!

Is that why you are always late?"

"Both of you get out! Now!"

Mary snaps back waving her, wooden spoon around like a frenzied conductor....

"Why should I get out. Why don't you get out?"

"Ha ha ha," Taunted Ann.

"Me, sleep with a lowlife." She continued with out outburst of laughter.

"I wouldn't sleep with him, even if you paid me to!"

"You called my husband a lowlife!" Retorted Mary.

"That's it! You asked for it, and now your are gonna get it!"

Of went the women... Mary chased Ann around the house with the wooden spoon

Ann screamed with fright; clicking her six inch stileto heals together as she ran

Ann slipped over the welcome mat on her way out of the house

Mary tripped over Ann and Richard over Mary

Suddenly Steve enters the room shouting "Chasey bodyslam game... "

And threw himself on top of Richard.







Coffee break Moo? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Nah you are not chubby, perhaps a bit on the fat side though!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' />

Steady on I love fat women. I'm gonna get you yet! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />