Moo's Poetry Corner

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Maggie the woman who knows not how to stop!



Sometimes I think you make no sense.

Which makes me thing you are so dense!

Says he who continues to follow me

Should be in the kitchen making me tea... Hahahaha

Sometimes you just think you are so funny

But in reality you are so my sugar bunny.

But you are so push and cheeky too.

Oh alright then, just 'cos you're you. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



Nice finish Mooie! Thanks my dear mate





Are we having fun with this - or what? You bet! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Mary and Richard.



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



Mary married Richard and became Mrs. Jones.

Oh no! They cried, too skinny, both bags of bones.

Richard asks Mary, "Any ideas to put on weight?"

But Mary cannot cook, Richard found out to late.

Richard was stressed and in a big mess

There was something he did not want to confess!

But alas he knew that she must know

He's a professional chef with his own TV show.

One must wonder how that could be

However as we all know Mary NEVER watches TV!

So the heck with her, it's about time she learnt

But does he really want his dinner burnt?

No way he shouted from the kitchen stove

I'll do it cos I want perfection by Jove!

A meal from the man that Mary loves best

Is filled with love and lemon zest

So Mary now knows without a lie

They will be together until they die.



Thanks for the last beer dear, now get another or else! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> I doan wanna die thirsty! Move! Pushy, pushy, pushy... Don't you think it's about time you got me one???? Hmmm!





Well sir, once again you have managed to complete one of our co-writes... I believe we work well together.

Anybody else out there who wishes to join, please feel free. As you can see we have a lot of fun with the poems. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Thanks again Peter. You're a star.