10-07-2014, 05:21 PM
Gin Genie
One of our most modern entries on this list comes from the minds of Peter Milligan and Mike Allred in 2001, recent enough that they should have known better. At first, she doesnt sound so bad: Beckah Parker was a member of X-Force, and she had the ability to generate seismic waves. Not too shabby, right?
Wrong. Unfortunately for everyone ever, Parker could only generate seismic waves equal to her blood alcohol content level. Nothing like an abusive alcoholic superhero who sometimes gets plastered on missions and shoots earthquakes at her teammates, amirite? Im assuming her drink of choice was gin.
One of our most modern entries on this list comes from the minds of Peter Milligan and Mike Allred in 2001, recent enough that they should have known better. At first, she doesnt sound so bad: Beckah Parker was a member of X-Force, and she had the ability to generate seismic waves. Not too shabby, right?
Wrong. Unfortunately for everyone ever, Parker could only generate seismic waves equal to her blood alcohol content level. Nothing like an abusive alcoholic superhero who sometimes gets plastered on missions and shoots earthquakes at her teammates, amirite? Im assuming her drink of choice was gin.