Moo's Poetry Corner

[MaggieMoo]

Yes Peter... Can I help you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />



Sometimes I think you make no sense.

Which makes me thing you are so dense! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Love.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' />

Says he who continues to follow me

Should be in the kitchen making me tea... Hahahaha



Mary and Richard.



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



Mary married Richard and became Mrs. Jones.

Oh no! They cried, too skinny, both bags of bones.

Richard asks Mary, "Any ideas to put on weight?"

But Mary cannot cook, Richard found out to late.

Richard was stressed and in a big mess

There was something he did not want to confess!

But alas he knew that she must know

He's a professional chef with his own TV show.

One must wonder how that could be

However as we all know Mary NEVER watches TV!

So the heck with her, it's about time she learnt

But does he really want his dinner burnt?







You still drinking beer... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />