22-04-2009, 09:29 AM
Granted. You get discovered in the shower <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/th_thblob_duck.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/th_thdiiv46x.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> while you are in there singing and a talent scout is walking by. He becomes your manager and finds you a song to debut. You assume that he has written the song himself, or that he has the rights to produce the song. It goes like this:
Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, La La La
Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, La La La
ooooooooh ooooooh Tiger Cub
You struggle to see the relevance but don't want to question the man because he is the man and you are stoked to be making your first single.
The song is released, but the public also fails to see the relevance, and your debut is a flop.
There is also an uproar from the tiger community because the song has been stolen from their beloved Bozo, and they start plans to sue the pants of you and your manager. Thus, you begin the story with no pants, and end the story with no pants! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/kosa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
I wish I was a great cook.
Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, La La La
Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, La La La
ooooooooh ooooooh Tiger Cub
You struggle to see the relevance but don't want to question the man because he is the man and you are stoked to be making your first single.
The song is released, but the public also fails to see the relevance, and your debut is a flop.
There is also an uproar from the tiger community because the song has been stolen from their beloved Bozo, and they start plans to sue the pants of you and your manager. Thus, you begin the story with no pants, and end the story with no pants! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/kosa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
I wish I was a great cook.