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Ask A Ninja - glen - 26-08-2008 Hey guys. Anyone ever seen this guy before? I think it is a pretty popular podcast. Can be funny but have not listed in a while <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> [url="http://askaninja.com/ninjalympics"]http://askaninja.com/ninjalympics[/url] Ask A Ninja - paul4kner - 27-08-2008 Thoughts From a Wandering Mind I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ~~~ If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle. ~~~ What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? ~~~ Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.. ~~~ Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ~~~ Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ~~~ One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ~~~ My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ~~~ I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ~~~ The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ~~~ How can there be self-help 'groups'? ~~~ If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ~~~ Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ~~~ Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken? Ask A Ninja - POWERZONE - 27-08-2008 hehe, That's Gold <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> Ask A Ninja - glen - 27-08-2008 Reminds me of steven wright but I am guessing they are from a copycat? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cat.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> |