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I Stole This Joke. - Guest - 27-08-2009 [color="#8B0000"]An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, father?” The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Go get your mother.”[/color] I Stole This Joke. - glen - 28-08-2009 Hahahaha. That is a ripper <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 26-11-2009 Hahaha. I like it! Thanks Peter. I Stole This Joke. - iblis.raeb - 25-02-2010 [quote name='PeterJMelb' post='24658' date='Feb 25 2010, 07:22 PM']'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'[/quote] Ha-Ha... nice one. I Stole This Joke. - iblis.raeb - 27-02-2010 Maybe the joke was just too funny. I Stole This Joke. - iblis.raeb - 01-03-2010 Yeah, i remember from some edutainment program that the brain can't actually multi-task on any external tasks and can only switch back and forth from task to task really really quickly. I Stole This Joke. - glen - 01-03-2010 Hooray! I feel better as I not a good multi tasker <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 01-03-2010 Yeah I can do that quite well!!!If only I could make a career out of it!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 02-03-2010 hahaha hopefully i don't have get a procrastinator boss ....otherwise they will never get around to paying me!! I Stole This Joke. - iblis.raeb - 02-03-2010 I'm not sure what you guys are talking about anymore.... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 03-03-2010 Hahahaha. Yeah I guess we got a bit off track!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 03-03-2010 hahah so that means the poor dog hits the ground at super high speed! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rundog:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rundog:' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 04-03-2010 nice one! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 25-02-2011 Nice joke!!! Thanks for sharing! I Stole This Joke. - glen - 08-03-2011 I give you 5 out of 10! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I Stole This Joke. - glen - 11-03-2011 Reverse genders and I give you the same score!!! But thanks for trying!! I Stole This Joke. - glen - 13-03-2011 Hope it worked OK! I Stole This Joke. - glen - 13-03-2011 Well i have a myki card somewhere at home but i have not used it yet. Maybe it is time to put some credit on the card and take it for a whirl.