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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 23-02-2011
no pansies here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> and they talk
and they give you dirty looks when you hug them and go ' who's a cute little sqoodgie woodgie' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
and here's our newbie , came to live with us end of last year <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />she's just turned 2 <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 24-02-2011
years old <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> butterflies should be free <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 25-02-2011
advice
hmmm
beware of the teenager without money <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 25-02-2011
All teenagers should run their own website and thereby have a chance of being the next facebook.
...Because facebook's days are numbered!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 26-02-2011
food is the most common cause of flubber <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 27-02-2011
simple my dear Watson
you take a simple 85 gram chocolate bar and proceed to unwrap it
you take small bites and proceed to chew it in a slow blissfull motion, a little like a cow with grass
when all of the chocolate bar has been devoured you will find it has expanded tenfold, like a bowl of yeast on a warm windowsill
then the wonder of the human body takes over and converts the 85 gram chocolate bar into 850 grams of fattty fuel for the body <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 28-02-2011
nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />with men it's potato chips <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-03-2011
oh yeah, i'm porky
![[Image: dry.gif]](http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
for that i will hunt you down <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
insert obligatory smiley here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-03-2011
seriously, not cuddly lol
mid life crisises are wonderful things <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />i'm planning to have a few more <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-03-2011
i like my spelling <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />beware the inquizitive Coon <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 04-03-2011
nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
cats are the Supreme Being
just ask any cat <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-03-2011
More advice...
If you are going to work you might as well work from home.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-03-2011
Can never have too much advice Peter!
Don't eat bad food because it is bad for you.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 05-03-2011
don't give ducks stale bread <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
the much prefer fresh pizza <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 06-03-2011
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
a wise man once said
yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, but today is a gift...thats why its called present
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 07-03-2011
173 would be me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />but i'm not thin, rich or dead <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
and elephants, why are they so hard to find? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> One Line Of Advice... - glen - 08-03-2011
There are no elephants in Western Australia!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 11-03-2011
I think they were measuring states by litres of freshwater available! WA is mostly desert so it was made very big!!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 13-03-2011
More advice...
Don't get sun burnt!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 13-03-2011
yep, it's far better to slow grill <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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