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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 31-01-2011
only the ones with kids
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-02-2011
why not
having pet rabbits is illegal <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-02-2011
yep
and right now Mother Nature is having another hissy fit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 02-02-2011
Yeah queensland has had some bad weather luck lately!
Need to do a good weather dance (or chair spin) <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />
My advice - Don't sing in the rain when you are going to get 1000mm of rain in one day!!!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-02-2011
we had a baby <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />talk about a birthdate to remember
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-02-2011
what baby? are you talking about another kitten?
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 04-02-2011
another kitten, i wish
we're full up
but no, QLD actually had 3 babies on the night
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 10-02-2011
ah i see now! yes being born in a flood would be something that your parents could talk about for years to come!!!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 10-02-2011
[quote name='glen' timestamp='1297297537' post='32051']
ah i see now! yes being born in a flood would be something that your parents could talk about for years to come!!!
[/quote]
twas the storm of all storms
and now Apophis is on the way
[url="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8209116/astronomers-predict-asteroid-collision-in-2036"]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8209116/astronomers-predict-asteroid-collision-in-2036[/url]
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 12-02-2011
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1297411912' post='32064']
I hope he/she gives Victoria a miss!
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he's a meteorite, and he's on the way <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
on the bright side, i'm too old <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 14-02-2011
here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
and
yep <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 15-02-2011
glen? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
i don't know <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
[url="http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&xhr=t&q=apophis+asteroid&cp=8&pf=p&sclient=psy&aq=0&aqi=&aql=&oq=apophis+&pbx=1&fp=1da93dd4c83b35f9"]http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&xhr=t&q=apophis+asteroid&cp=8&pf=p&sclient=psy&aq=0&aqi=&aql=&oq=apophis+&pbx=1&fp=1da93dd4c83b35f9[/url]
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 16-02-2011
i put the link there <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
so, another rainy day in QLD <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> advice
don't count all your chicks before you spend them <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 18-02-2011
i am not that big! though i do eat way too many Arnott's Shapes and this is not helping with my figure!!
they say "baked not fried" but they might as well say "very fatty not extremely fatty". That might be more accurate!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 18-02-2011
height hides a multitude of sins, just don't buy jeans that come with muffins on the side <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 18-02-2011
OK more advice...
Don't forget good food in the bottom draw of the fridge!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 19-02-2011
everyone must have genes <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 20-02-2011
6001 <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> look who are going to turn 1 soon <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 21-02-2011
it's called evolution <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />or having 3 kids and still being around to tell the tail, maybe it's survival of the fittest <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 22-02-2011
tales are stories
tails are real
kids - talk to the hand
cats - talk to the tail