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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 30-03-2009
Don't worry, be happy.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-03-2009
Whistle, sing or hum at least once each day <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 30-03-2009
Don't microwave your reptile food. Thaw in warm water.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-03-2009
Don't water seeds with a bucket because they will just get washed away <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> Use a watering can!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 30-03-2009
don't get eggs and grenades mixed up in your reciped <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-03-2009
don't sleep walk without a helmet <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 31-03-2009
Always wear a seatbelt
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 31-03-2009
always use a pedestrian crossing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
zebra crossings are for zebras <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 31-03-2009
Don't always go with your heart
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-03-2009
Some people say artificial sweetner is bad for you.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 31-03-2009
take the money and run <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-03-2009
don't over do it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 01-04-2009
don't underdo it either
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-04-2009
a Fool and his money are soon parted <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> it's April today <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 01-04-2009
curiosity killed the cat
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-04-2009
i'm telling you i know where it's at <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> hindsite would make life so much easier <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 01-04-2009
a picture is worth more than 2 or 3 words...possibly thousands of words!!
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 01-04-2009
Take a walk on the wild side
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-04-2009
Freedom comes, Freedom goes <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 01-04-2009
Nothing worthwhile is ever easy.