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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 18-11-2010
Don't emit anything.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 18-11-2010
don't look!!!!!!!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 19-11-2010
Always drive safely. Even when not playing golf.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 20-11-2010
Try not to do 10 things at once <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 21-11-2010
bracket creep is the bane of all shoppers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 24-11-2010
always look left and right... even if you are not going to cross the road!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 24-11-2010
buy the kinect and learn to jump with your hands in the air <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
and delete all photos <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 25-11-2010
next time try to sell the telemarketers the Brooklyn and Sydney Harbour Bridges <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 26-11-2010
ask them to hold on for a minute, then forget <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 26-11-2010
Hoot hoot! But I am not an owl? Whoops!
Try not to walk backwards all the time.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-11-2010
Yes sometimes if perfectly fine.
Always order pizza.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 30-11-2010
smile <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 01-12-2010
Smiling is easier than unsmiling!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-12-2010
let the icons do it for you, saves a lot of hassle <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sports.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
ports:' /> tempting <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-12-2010
yep <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
better finish your Christmas shopping, the centres are getting too crowded <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-12-2010
i really hate the impatient people that have to undertake*<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
* the otherside of overtake
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 02-12-2010
I don't undertake or overtake very much. I mostly mosey along.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-12-2010
try to sit far enough back to keep little paws out of your cocopop bowl <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-12-2010
neither do fruitloops <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-12-2010
Mowing wet grass is trouble!!!