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One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 25-08-2010
My most humble apologies.
I know that I am an old, new poster but the new, old posters should get up earlier if they want to keep up.
At my age I need all the limelight I can get
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 25-08-2010
Never trust a fart
Not even an old one like me
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 27-08-2010
Keep it clean Peter!!!
OK more advice...
Eating is important. Stair walk is important. Lots of things are important.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-08-2010
Computer games are good. Go play one.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 31-08-2010
Windows 7 has chess, Peter.
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 31-08-2010
Chess is for lazy people who wish to delude themselves that they are doing something of intellectual importance.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 31-08-2010
...or mental exercise.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-08-2010
Keep the ticker ticking!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 31-08-2010
Use whatever excuse blows youor skirt up
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-08-2010
Eat spaghetti often.
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 31-08-2010
Beans, beans, musical fruit
The more you eat,
The more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So why not eat beans with every meal
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-08-2010
I love backed beans! Don't make me toot either! hahaha
OK more sage advice...
Baked beans are better than lentils.
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 31-08-2010
If we all do that Peter, who will we listen to?
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 31-08-2010
Have you been smoking controlled substances again Peter?
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 31-08-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1283242999' post='29385']
Ah now about chess.
I did not know it is in W7. Does that imply it is not in Vista or XP?
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No idea about Vista but i'm fairly certain XP does not include chess, Peter.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-08-2010
i can confirm no chess in xp! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 02-09-2010
there is probably some free chess programs.
though i never liked playing chess against the computer because i know that if i win it was because the computer was going easy on me! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 02-09-2010
If tapping keys involves learning new skills or having new experiences, then it definitely does
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 02-09-2010
[quote name='glen' timestamp='1283385645' post='29435']
there is probably some free chess programs.
though i never liked playing chess against the computer because i know that if i win it was because the computer was going easy on me! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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I'm so out of practice that i have a hard time beating the computer on practically the easiest level, level 2 of 10.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-09-2010
Don't eat too much.