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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 14-07-2010
OK more advice for you Peter (and everyone else)
Salami is better than ham.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 14-07-2010
Hungarian Salami is the tastiest salami.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 14-07-2010
Hungarian "Hot" Salami is the best salami <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 15-07-2010
Sorry for the great confusion caused!
Salami is better than ham in all respects. Including being ham! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> hahahaha
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 16-07-2010
Was there a UFO in Wallan? Cool stuff! Here is some advice for the people of Wallan.
If an alien tries to abduct you, say "I know my rights! I want to see Judge Judy!"
...everyone throughout the Galaxy knows that Judge Judy is the head of the Intergalactic Court!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 16-07-2010
I don't know much about Planet Janet. Have you got any photos?
OK more sage advice...
Holding a planet in the palm of your hand is as easy as touching the ground <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 16-07-2010
[quote name='glen' post='28131' date='Jul 16 2010, 04:38 PM']OK more sage advice...
Holding a planet in the palm of your hand is as easy as touching the ground <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote]
Well, that is a pretty neat combination of words.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 16-07-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='28140' date='Jul 16 2010, 06:13 PM']Anyway try this:
Never ever try to outsmart that upstart Judge J![/quote]
My mother is a big Judge Judy fan ...she (mum) is always harping on about how smart and rich she (JJ) is.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 16-07-2010
I find her a bit that way too, Peter. She is smart and rich though.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 17-07-2010
I didn't know that Judge Judy is Rich!!! I thought public servants get paid crap pay!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 18-07-2010
Your obviously joking but just in case that smile is not sarcasm, she is totally loaded and is in the Forbesâs list of the 20 Richest Women in Entertainment.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 19-07-2010
I really had ni idea she was rich. So where does she make her money? You mean from the TV show? Isn't that a conflict of interest or something? So is she actually a judge or is the whole thing just a put on? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 19-07-2010
I'm fairly certain the cases are real but i really don't know much about Judge Judy, Glen.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 19-07-2010
Me neither. All i knew about her was she was the head of the intergalactic court! hahaha <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 20-07-2010
Yeah I would love to see a TV show where everyone appeals from the Judge Judy court! Now that would be worth watching!!!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 20-07-2010
OK. I will give them a call. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 24-08-2010
Never say never unless you really want to.
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 24-08-2010
Never miss an opprtunity to shut up
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 25-08-2010
Never shut up...just keep blabbing!
One Line Of Advice... - Guest - 25-08-2010
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night