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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 21-03-2010
I saw a guy with a hearing aid today in a restaraunt. A little kid screamed behind him and he looked around with a really cranky look!!! Everyone else thought the kid was cute. I wonder how the sound of a screaming kid effects the hearing aid.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 22-03-2010
hahahaha.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 23-03-2010
sounds like a great body guard!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - Narinna - 23-03-2010
When fighting with your partner, always allow them to leave the fight with dignity. When you start stripping each other of dignity, the relationship is over.
(my mother is a wise woman in my opinion!!)
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 23-03-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25398' date='Mar 23 2010, 08:15 PM']An IQ of 147! Is that brain busting?[/quote]
Yeah, that's pretty high... higher than my IQ (determined a number of years ago).
100 is the average IQ (in the physical world).
The XKCD web comic is generally clean: [url="http://www.xkcd.com/"]http://www.xkcd.com/[/url]
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 24-03-2010
Please keep it clean!!!! That is my one line of advice.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 25-03-2010
Ah I was referring to the posts I deleted!
OK... another line of advice:
Everyone should try a meat pie at least once.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 26-03-2010
Hahaha. Better to have at least 1 pie per 2 people.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 26-03-2010
Any adult (and some children) could eat two ordinary pies in one sittingâ¼
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 26-03-2010
OK back to advice:
Don't bake a cake unless you know what you are doing.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 26-03-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25480' date='Mar 26 2010, 04:19 PM']Hi Iblis.
I think you are correct!
Hey why are you not at "work"?
Oh! Maybe you are!
I retired before the bad habit of emailing anyone from work was possible![/quote]
I (pretend to) work from home, Peter.
Don't work from home, its a depressingly solitarian type endeavour.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 26-03-2010
Yeah I find working from home is not much fun.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 26-03-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25499' date='Mar 26 2010, 06:25 PM']So how did the first cake "appear"? Glen![/quote]
The muffin evolved into the cup cake.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 27-03-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25503' date='Mar 26 2010, 06:57 PM']Hmmmmm Iblis!
Just now pray tell, how much science is behind that statement?[/quote]
not so much, Peter.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 28-03-2010
Hi Peter! The first cake was a bought one! hahahaha
Houses are expensive in Melbourne. It was best to buy one 30 years ago.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 28-03-2010
Probably paid for in sea shells.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 29-03-2010
Don't hug an angry possum.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-03-2010
Don't put your hand in the mouth of a pitbull terrier.
One Line Of Advice... - t-pot - 30-03-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25578' date='Mar 29 2010, 04:41 PM']Good advice.
But this is better advice:
"Don't hug any possum".[/quote]
Well, I once picked up an injured possum from the middle of the road.. was very scared it'd attack me so I didn't hug it.. but it was very passive!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 30-03-2010
That is good news!
Always remember to breath! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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