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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-12-2009
a recent study has concluded ducks do not do well without internet access <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 02-12-2009
Was that a study of 1 duck? hahahaha
Exercise is good for you. So try to exercise.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-12-2009
[quote name='glen' post='22448' date='Dec 2 2009, 02:28 PM']Was that a study of 1 duck? hahahaha
Exercise is good for you. So try to exercise.[/quote]
it was a 2 duck study <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 02-12-2009
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='22457' date='Dec 2 2009, 05:24 PM']Hi TD.
Did the video card work?[/quote]
atm after a major looksy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
next on the list ( all glens fault btw <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 03-12-2009
oh and also make sure the power supply is not fault too!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> does the computer turn on? or is it totally dead?
Computers can save time some of the time but they can waste heaps of time when things go wrong!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-12-2009
[quote name='glen' post='22490' date='Dec 2 2009, 10:46 PM']oh and also make sure the power supply is not fault too!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> does the computer turn on? or is it totally dead?Computers can save time some of the time but they can waste heaps of time when things go wrong![/quote]
bite your tongue <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> always let your pets know how much you love them <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 03-12-2009
Don't accept lifts from strangers!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 03-12-2009
Don't lift strangers.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 03-12-2009
Babies are cute but then they get too heavy to carry!!!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 04-12-2009
kittens are cute too <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 04-12-2009
Yeah cats screech a lot but you should hear the fly fox eating the plums in the tree in our back yard!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 05-12-2009
to save time and possible stress you should always have second thoughts first <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 06-12-2009
no news is good news? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 06-12-2009
time really does fly <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 07-12-2009
the point of no return? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 07-12-2009
better scurry, Christmas waits for no one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 07-12-2009
Ho Ho Ho!!!
That is not advice I guess. But perhaps this is....
Never greet someone with "Ho Ho Ho" and expect then to say "Ho Ho Ho" in return. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 08-12-2009
red tape <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />does it have an end? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
i doubt it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 08-12-2009
Rather than greet someone with "Ho Ho Ho" and expect then to say "Ho Ho Ho" in return you should ask, "can you please say Ho Ho Ho?". That is more likely to get the desired response.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 09-12-2009
what's done is done <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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