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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 13-08-2009
LOL Kitefly.
A glass of red wine settles a tummy that's just been filled with an entire packet of chocolate biscuits.
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 13-08-2009
^good to know!
A big guzzle of water is the best way to avoid a hangover.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 13-08-2009
^indeed (that and lots of vitamin C)â¼
Retail clothing outlet mirrors lieâ¼
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 13-08-2009
Best to stand back from the mirrors. But beware of the shop assistants when you have to walk out of the change room to do that!
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 13-08-2009
Yes... retail clothing shop assistants lie tooâ¼
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 14-08-2009
Today Tonight is just an infomercial.
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 14-08-2009
Beware of falling rocks
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 14-08-2009
Commercial television has a tendency to stupefy.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 14-08-2009
short and tall people should not share a car <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 14-08-2009
The best mixed drinks contain both the poison and antidote.
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 14-08-2009
[quote name='iblis.raeb' post='19089' date='Aug 14 2009, 02:48 PM']The best mixed drinks contain both the poison and antidote.[/quote]
I met a guy once who ordered his VB with a small bottle of tomato juice. He would gradually add the juice to the beer, saying that it prevented a hangover by providing the cure first. Sounds gross, huh?
Take deep breaths when you're frustrated.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 14-08-2009
A short weekend is better than no weekend
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 15-08-2009
don't be a wuss <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
go and get your eyes checked <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 15-08-2009
film cameras are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 16-08-2009
keep your pet echidna away from party balloons <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 16-08-2009
keep your party balloons away from chipmunks
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 16-08-2009
Get a massageâ¼
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 16-08-2009
two heads is certainly better than one
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 16-08-2009
Canned peaches are fine.
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 17-08-2009
Chocolate mousse is easy to make