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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 27-07-2009
On the subject of hair... distracting a hairdresser with conversation is not recommended as the result will likely be a shorter than expected hair cut!!
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 27-07-2009
[quote name='iblis.raeb' post='18448' date='Jul 27 2009, 03:51 PM']On the subject of hair... distracting a hairdresser with conversation is not recommended as the result will likely be a shorter than expected hair cut!![/quote]
Or a snip of the ol ear lobe.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 28-07-2009
do not stare at an eclipse with the naked eye <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 28-07-2009
Leaning elbows on hard surfaces for prolonged a period of time results in stiff elbow joints.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 28-07-2009
when a snack attack strikes, do not ignore it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 29-07-2009
Go to bed before midnight if possible! Night night!
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 29-07-2009
Get in and make appointments before you really need the service. Plan ahead.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 29-07-2009
don't rush into things <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 29-07-2009
Mobile phones are expensive.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 30-07-2009
the show must go on <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
and if you want to hide something, layby it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 30-07-2009
Always have a plan B.
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 30-07-2009
Learn to play a musical instrument.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 31-07-2009
If it rains then a farmer somewhere will be happy. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/emoticon_rainbow.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 31-07-2009
it's nice to be nice <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 31-07-2009
Hold hugs for just that little bit longer.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 01-08-2009
A dry road is better than a wet one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 01-08-2009
the world is round <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> [url="http://www.1ststoptravelstore.com/World_Globes_Replogle_Earth_square_Desktop_Globe.htm"]
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 02-08-2009
Sometimes it's best to walk away from a fight.
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 03-08-2009
Sometimes its best to RUN away from a fight <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 03-08-2009
sometimes it's wise to mind your own business <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> teens are scary <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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