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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 07-07-2009
don't struggle in quicksand.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 07-07-2009
avoid stepping in the quicksand <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 07-07-2009
3 cups of green tea burns 100 calories
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 08-07-2009
really??? i must drink more tea!
One monkey + Another Monkey = 2 Monkeys <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 08-07-2009
hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 08-07-2009
hey hey we're the Monkees <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 08-07-2009
sometimes it's good to monkey around
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 08-07-2009
Everyone is born in a particular month of the year.
One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 09-07-2009
Put knives blade down in the dishwasher
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 09-07-2009
delegate where ever possible <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 09-07-2009
When you're getting something for free, you always have to wait.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 09-07-2009
a rolling stone is an old dude <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 10-07-2009
Frog legs are not available at McDonalds (in Australia at least).
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 10-07-2009
hop on over to MacDonalds for a leg kicking good time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - kitefly - 10-07-2009
use a wash bag for you delicate items
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 10-07-2009
if it moves, proceed with caution <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 10-07-2009
try not to be impatient with a slow computer <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
you'll only end up with a double post that you have to edit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 11-07-2009
The only thing worse than a double post is a triple post <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 11-07-2009
now that is embarrassing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
if no one else notices, keep putting it in their faces <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 12-07-2009
happy bday mrs duck!!!!! you only get one 21st after all so enjoy! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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