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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 20-02-2009
don't laugh to hard when you're on the treadie <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
babies can be so mean <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> i always have to hang on tighter when she comes to talk <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 21-02-2009
Go to bed before 3.30am! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> Night Night!!!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 21-02-2009
don't leave your chocolate in a jar on the counter on a hot day <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 23-02-2009
Don't eat with your mouth open <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 23-02-2009
If it tastes good it will make you fat!
One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 23-02-2009
Oh, and don't drive on the Monash!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 23-02-2009
everyone's entitled to their own little screwed up version of reality <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 23-02-2009
If you can't do, teach, and if you can't teach, teach gym!
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 23-02-2009
Never pay full price (unless you have no choice)!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 24-02-2009
snitched this one from me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> always treat your children well, one day they will be smarter than you. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 24-02-2009
Write down where you took those precious travel photos because one day you will totally forget!!!
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 24-02-2009
don't count your chickens before they hatch <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 24-02-2009
keep a backup
One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 24-02-2009
Watch out for emu's
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 24-02-2009
don't sit on an anthill <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 25-02-2009
Don't take your EFTPOS card to a casino
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 25-02-2009
Don't give your creditcard to a duck <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
anyone got one they can lend me tomorrow? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 26-02-2009
Nobody likes a smart @rse.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 26-02-2009
borrow money from Pessimists - they don't expect it back <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 26-02-2009
that is a good one!
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