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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - iblis.raeb - 05-02-2010
[quote name='glen' post='24251' date='Feb 5 2010, 04:08 PM']I am XXL these days! I used to get by with XL but I seem to have got chubbier lately <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote]
That's what happens when you're in a happy relationship, no need to impress the ladies anymore.
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='24253' date='Feb 5 2010, 04:16 PM']You will be very pleased to read (way down) that this method is superior to the much vaunted BMI![/quote]
Yeah... but i don't have a tape measure handy.
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 05-02-2010
stupid thing keeps telling me my weight is invalid <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />doing the kilo one and says 57 kgs is invalid and i can be stupid if i want to <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 06-02-2010
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='24262' date='Feb 5 2010, 07:52 PM']Hey Duckie!
I just tried the BMI test for a female at 57kg and 170 cm.
Result = 19.72 = Excellent[/quote]
i'm taller <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> +3 cm
but Thanks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />height is an issue here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Son likes towering over the lot of us <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 06-02-2010
you can probably enlarge that number today <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
grocery day is pig out day <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 07-02-2010
nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
pay for everything <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> it's just that by the time we get to the 2nd or 3rd aisle i'm hungry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
our grocery bill is, well, um, lets not go there <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> but we need 2 trolleys to wheel the stuff to the car <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 07-02-2010
me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
the long suffering Mr <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> my fuzzball <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> and another anti-social feline <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> and we're not in melbourne <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 07-02-2010
under one roof <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
4 humans <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
2 felines <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> and some feathered friends <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 08-02-2010
Have that got aldi in Queensland? They are pretty cheap i find. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> Don't sell chesseburgers though! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 08-02-2010
aldi
they're everywhere <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />surrounded <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 09-02-2010
5 cars! sounds like a scene from the movie "The Castle". <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 10-02-2010
hahaha. was there a holden torana in the mix? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 10-02-2010
hahaha. yeah those moving toilet blocks are a real hazard!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - POWERZONE - 11-02-2010
...especially if you're inside them when it happens <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 11-02-2010
watch out for ninja ducks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 11-02-2010
ninjas are so sneaky...i probably have one sitting behind me right now! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 11-02-2010
maybe <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 12-02-2010
ninjas are so fast they do not need cars <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - scrooge2 - 12-02-2010
ninjas have hearts <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 15-02-2010
hello everyone! i hope you all have a great day! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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The Last Person Who Posts In This Thread Wins $5 - glen - 15-02-2010
hahaha. be careful of those 85 year old cougars peter. you would be the perfect target! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />