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#1 mello yello

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 09:20 PM

"Man" burns down house trying to kill spider

http://www.9news.com...-to-kill-spider

 

 

remind you of anyone ? LoL

 

 

A US man has burned down his home in a botched attempt at killing a spider.

 

Rather than try to kill the arachnid with a shoe or some rolled up newspaper, the unnamed man decided to create a makeshift flamethrower with a cigarette lighter and a can of spray paint, KOMO News reports.

The homemade weapon quickly set the laundry of the Seattle home ablaze, and the man was forced to flee the house after failing to douse the flames himself.

"I don't want to encourage people to do this, but that's what he did," fire official Kyle Moore said.

 

Firefighters were unable to douse the flames up close after being told there was a spider in the house.

 

 

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#2 PeterJMelb

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:03 PM

And the spider?
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:07 PM

I believe spider is fine!! hahaha


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 11:17 AM

Ah the real Mello Yello is back!
In true revolutionary form!
Protecting the Universe!
Yikes that's a big job!
Do you need any help?
If yes, email Glen!
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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:30 PM

Hi Peter, Yes mello is up and running again under his old account. :)


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#6 mello yello

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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:32 PM

and thats a big 10 4 good buddy !!

 

LoL

 

We got ourselves a Convoy of posts lol


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:34 PM

yes it has got busy again in here. DTV people have a gift for talking A LOT! :P


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:36 PM

its not a gift...its a curse !!

 

for example my car is currently running down the hill, handbrake slipped, and instead of running after it, im posting about it,


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:37 PM

oh crap, ....

 

thats not going to buff out


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 10:38 PM

I believe spider is fine!! hahaha

the spider is fine

 

lost a leg though

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Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:54 PM

Funny hand brake joke! :)


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 02:53 PM

Glen.
Maybe it was not a joke!
A few years ago my wife chased a car rolling down the street, no hand brake!
She stopped it (dunno how) before a busy intersection.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 02:56 PM

Glen.
Just got new Chinese neighbours!
Tempory neighbours.
Really quiet people.
We helped them settle as we are good neighbours!
They went out and bought us a present!!!
I love the Chinese in Australia!!
Even if they are too loud in McDs! (Er maybe.)
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#14 mello yello

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 04:02 PM

Funny hand brake joke! :)

lol

 

thanks

 

speaking of braking... brings me to todays "Eye Catching Headline What Takes Your Fancy"

 

 

Man admits attacking speed cameras across Adelaide

 

 

 

http://www.abc.net.a...delaide/5611514

 

 

 

A man has admitted he damaged nine speed cameras across Adelaide but has told a court he cannot remember damaging 13 more.

 

Police allege Aaron Goods, 24, attacked speed cameras last November and December at places including Crafers West, Goodwood and Morphett Vale.

 

He has pleaded guilty in Adelaide Magistrates Court to nine charges of property damage relating to fixed cameras valued at up to $30,000.

 

Goods will contest another 13 counts of property damage because he cannot remember offending.

 

Police also have charged him with driving offences, a bail breach and with possessing a prohibited weapon.

It is alleged a crossbow was found at his home along with marbles* police allege he might have planned firing at cameras.

The magistrate has suggested the parties discuss compensation over cameras damage ahead of another hearing in September.

 

 

 

wouldnt it have just been easier to BRAKE when approaching a speed camera ?

 

for one, he wouldnt have to pay for destroying over $30,000 worth of cameras which obviously were till clicking away at his distorted angry ugly face

 

...and, two, he would still have his marbles*

 

 

 

russia-russian-speed-camera-demotivation


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 11:43 PM

Funny photo. Next range of Vic speed cameras might just post a negative comment on your facebook page.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:05 AM

... and maybe a postive comment if you reverse past them :rundog:


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#17 mello yello

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:27 AM

LoL

 

social engineering


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:37 AM


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:40 AM

in Russia they have a simple rule when it comes to give way

 

 

 

small pistol has right of way, unless you have Kalishnikov

 

 

 

when just a dirty look is more than enough

 

the guy in the tshirt is thinking, "hmm, scissors paper rock, axe, on head, get back in car"


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:44 AM

we do things differently in Australia

 

 

we threaten people politely with corrupt politicians instead

 

LOL


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