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#41 the duck ^_^

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:48 PM

never trust a teen that says ' trust me ' :P
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 06:40 PM

Never give or listen to advice that is only one line long! :ph34r:
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:59 PM

desperate so this will do :ph34r:

stay away
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:28 PM

Never hug a "real" bear.
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:30 AM

when hungry, try to stay away from Gingerbread Houses :) :laugh:
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 09:05 PM

Never rob a K-Mart and then try and join the local police force! :)

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/7917137.stm
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 09:18 PM

Don't trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and not die.
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Posted 02 March 2009 - 05:32 AM

don't get married until you're at least 65 :)
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Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:24 PM

don't complain about being tired if you stay up late!
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Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:57 PM

Don't work too late, it is bad for the soul! :blink:
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:44 AM

don't starve a duck :blink:
they tend to get snappy :laugh:
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 07:56 PM

Don't expect the weather report to be 100% correct!
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 07:45 AM

don't skinny dip in a public aquarium :officechair:
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 02:41 PM

Don't be the first person to get eaten by a shark in a public aquarium!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:10 AM

it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock'n'roll :rolleyes:
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:12 PM

if you are tired you probably need more sleep
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:51 AM

try to avoid using quicksand as a mudbath :P
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:59 AM

read warning signs..they could contain an important warning :P
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 10:30 AM

don't knick an elephants peanuts :laugh:
they never forget :P
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 02:55 PM

don't worry be happy :)
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