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#21 the duck ^_^

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:17 AM

don't laugh to hard when you're on the treadie :o
babies can be so mean :rolleyes:
i always have to hang on tighter when she comes to talk :rolleyes:
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 02:34 AM

Go to bed before 3.30am! :rolleyes: Night Night!!!
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 04:39 AM

don't leave your chocolate in a jar on the counter on a hot day :rolleyes:
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:18 PM

Don't eat with your mouth open :)
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:18 AM

If it tastes good it will make you fat!
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:26 AM

Oh, and don't drive on the Monash!
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 06:20 AM

everyone's entitled to their own little screwed up version of reality :)
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:20 PM

If you can't do, teach, and if you can't teach, teach gym!
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:02 PM

Never pay full price (unless you have no choice)!
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:30 AM

snitched this one from me :)

always treat your children well, one day they will be smarter than you. :)
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:38 AM

Write down where you took those precious travel photos because one day you will totally forget!!!
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:31 AM

don't count your chickens before they hatch :)
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:03 PM

keep a backup
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:44 PM

Watch out for emu's
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:51 PM

don't sit on an anthill :rolleyes:
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:17 AM

Don't take your EFTPOS card to a casino
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 11:03 AM

Don't give your creditcard to a duck ^_^
anyone got one they can lend me tomorrow? :rolleyes:
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:19 PM

Nobody likes a smart @rse.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 05:58 AM

borrow money from Pessimists - they don't expect it back :P
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:04 PM

that is a good one!

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