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#1 glen

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 08:28 PM

OK this one is easy enough. Please provide some advice (about whatever you like) but try to keep it to a line or so.

I will start:

Be good to your mother! :P
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:47 PM

Always read the rules... :rolleyes:
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:01 AM

wipe your feet before walking all over people? :rolleyes:
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:58 AM

Never attempt Russian on OZ forums :lol:
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 11:19 AM

Don't believe everything you're told :rolleyes: ^_^ :blink: :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:18 PM

Especially when it comes to litespeed :wow ^_^
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:35 PM

if at first you don't succeed, sit in a corner and cry :wow
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 06:58 PM

Always look on the bright side of life :o
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:16 AM

If you don't win and you don't quit, you are probably a loser...
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:56 AM

Things could always be worse.....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:52 AM

if you have a teen daughter with a wicked and twisted sense of humour, you may need to learn to turn your head like an owl :o
better yet, the full 360 degrees might be safer :)
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:40 PM

Don't lose your wallet....
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 02:13 PM

don't spend more than he earns ^_^
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:55 PM

Don't say "i told you so" more than once a week ^_^
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 05:39 AM

alway check the seat is down before you sit :P

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 05:58 PM

tap water is just bottled water without the bottle :P
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 06:27 PM

Remember anniversaries.
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:20 PM

chocolate not music calmes the savage beast :P
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:56 PM

don't pat (or cuddle) a shark, crocodile or sting ray :rolleyes:
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 08:54 PM

Take the blue pill.
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