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[glen]

OK this one is easy enough. Please provide some advice (about whatever you like) but try to keep it to a line or so.

I will start:

Be good to your mother!

[Donald J. Trump]

Always read the rules...

[the duck ^_^]

wipe your feet before walking all over people?

[Donald J. Trump]

Never attempt Russian on OZ forums :lol:

[the duck ^_^]

Don't believe everything you're told :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Donald J. Trump]

Especially when it comes to litespeed

[the duck ^_^]

if at first you don't succeed, sit in a corner and cry

[glen]

Always look on the bright side of life

[Meowmeowmeow]

If you don't win and you don't quit, you are probably a loser...

[glen]

Things could always be worse.....

[the duck ^_^]

if you have a teen daughter with a wicked and twisted sense of humour, you may need to learn to turn your head like an owl
better yet, the full 360 degrees might be safer

[glen]

Don't lose your wallet....

[the duck ^_^]

don't spend more than he earns

[glen]

Don't say "i told you so" more than once a week

[the duck ^_^]

alway check the seat is down before you sit

[glen]

tap water is just bottled water without the bottle

[iblis.raeb]

Remember anniversaries.

[the duck ^_^]

chocolate not music calmes the savage beast

[glen]

don't pat (or cuddle) a shark, crocodile or sting ray

[iblis.raeb]

Take the blue pill.