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[color="#FF0000"]Hello All Ambos and especially T Pot.



Why don't you enlist the aid of our great Saviour Mr. K Rudd!

See! He has fixed Victoria's hospital system in one flying visit!

Ya shudda got him to blow through the main Ambo depots, smile a lot talk to you guys.

Then threaten the admin to grant the ten hours!

All sorted in ten minutes.

Hmmmm I'm surprised he can even find his way to Victoria!



Best wishes.

Peter J.
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haha! i just noticed this thread now!



im sure he would have solved all their woes in mere minutes.. what a shame.. lol



the service is far off being perfect - but it's not bad for what it is =)
haha! yes, hopefully - especially as a Health teacher!
yes well i just found out that my brain has apparently only just matured! i still feel just as daft though.. =/
apparently the female brain only matures around 22.. males 25!
that is funny cause i know plenty of drongo's older than 25 hahahah <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />
on the other hand... sexually, men peak at 17 and women at 37... but that's probably bullocks.
woo hooo!! heheh, too bad for all of you though..
I could have a sex change and be just a couple of years from my peak <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />
ha, do it! so worth it =)
hahaha. you guys crack me up.
wouldn't the gentleman pilot who flew upside down also have a crack up? or are we not equal? ;P
hahaha.



here is a joke for you:



90 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?



Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the woods, sees a bear, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The bear drops dead!



Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the bear.



Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!
Yeah I have heard of him but never heard him if you know what i mean!
yeah i know! clearly you did not get my lame joke! hahaha sorry must have been super lame.
lol, i got your joke glen, not to worry. it did make me hang my head in shame for you though.. super lame..
Glen's joke went over my head too... but now its blindingly obvious (or should i say "its obviousness is ironically deafening").
thanks guys!! i will keep working on my lame jokes. they can't get any worse right? hahaha