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Quote:You cannot say: D^c& Smith even!

 

Farq that...  :officechair:

 

JSmith 

Irony

 



 

JSmith 

More irony,.. 

 



 

JSmith 

Quote:More irony,.. 

 


 

JSmith 

But it's 95% ice Lol

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ……… soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’

 

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a toad on his head. ‘What the hell is that?’ asks the barman. The toad replies, ‘I don’t know – it started as a wart on my ass and grew.’

 

‘I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, “What’ll you have?” I said, “Surprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife.’

 

JSmith 

Two dogs are waling down the street and they go past a paddock with a horse in it.

The horse turns to them and says "hello dogs what's going on"

One dog says to the other dog and says "look at that a talking horse"